The Boat was billed as "The First Reality Radio Show...Ever." That, of course, was a complete lie, but it sounded good so we ran with it. As short lived as the show was, lasting about 12 episodes, it was immensely entertaining to write for and perform.

John, Brayton and I usually worked out a treatment a few nights before each airing. During song and commercial breaks while performing, we scribbled down notes on how we could fine tune the generally broad treatments. Below are a few of the episodes I was lucky enough to have recorded and saved.

[Running Time: 26' 56"] A variety show is held by the guests on the boat, all types come out of the woodwork to put on a most remarkable and memorable episode of The Boat.

[Running Time: 26' 36"] A security breach on the U.S.S Marine Aquatic Water Vessel has caused captain and crew to increase the terror alert color. Causing moderate to widespread panic, the high ranking crew members and cabana boy attempt to keep the passengers calm.

[Running Time: 21' 05"] Open elections are held on the boat to crown the new Cruise Director, cabana boy Brayton runs unchallenged until a senior guest decides to throw his hat in the ring. Does the cabana boy know what the guests want more than one of their own?

[Running Time: 25' 23"] Something seems a bit odd about the boat's trusty cabana boy. Can the captain and first mate figure it out before it's too late?

[Running Time: 1' 00"] A radio commercial made for Energizer batteries.

[Running Time: 1' 00"] A radio Public Service Announcement for the American Cheese Society.

[Running Time: 1' 11"] A radio commercial for Pizza Villa, a local pizza place.

[Running Time: 4' 14"] A short audio documentary about the ground-breaking band, Pink Floyd.